Over and Over and Over Again
Hello, hello. My name is Kimmie, 20 year old grandma, college student. I love my cat, coffee, and you and that's all that really matters in life, right?

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via the-borrowed-words)

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

(via thetroublesomes)

subbastianstan:

i’m really upset that i’ll never know what a blowjob feels like

(via thatlittlegirlfromtexas)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via thatlittlegirlfromtexas)

sorelatable:

HOW

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COULD

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YOU

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NOT

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LOVE

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CHEESE

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By being lactose intolerant.

(via lovingunloving)

bitchesaloud:
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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via the-waves-are-calling)

becausebirds:

Meet Sable, the 1 in 100,000 melanic (oppsite of albino) Barn Owl that wasn’t rejected by its mother for its unique dark coloring.
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fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying
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breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

(via the-borrowed-words)

parapherneli-a:

crapcore:

iwrestledamakaylaonce:

reconsolation:

mtarrington:

Those glasses though…

holy shit this picture is amazing

Half of you dont even know this guy, my hero.

pretty sure everyone knows who kellin quinn is 

wait are you serious or
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